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You Are Not The Dalekettes

Y’see folks this is what comes of a good idea, a pair of munters in a basement somewhere think to themselves, wow those Australian girls – whilst fairly average looking – managed to look really quite hot when they dressed as Daleks, let’s do that.

Then you get this.

Not The Dalekettes

For goodness sake. What’s that about, really? Come on now.

Thanks to io9 for ruining our weekend.

Surely That’s Not Tea Time Viewing?

It’s amazing what you find when you read things properly. For example SciFi Now‘s 50 Greatest Doctor Who Moments.

The Doctor coming facing a chained Dalek?

It would appear SciFi Now has access to information that us mere mortals don’t. Namely some form of original script from the ninth Doctor episode Dalek. Witness greatest moment number eight!

The Doctor comes closer.

Who would’ve known? The Doctor was originally obviously supposed to have performed some kind of kinky sex act on a restrained Dalek?

I know Russell T Davies was driven to shoehorn in as many inappropriate references to homosexuality as possible, surely The Doctor wanking off all over a Dalek is a step too far though?

Still anything is possible, look at poor Bannakaffalatta and his repressed cyborguality.

I guess we just have to be glad that it never made it to air. I’m not sure I could have witnessed Christopher Eccleston knocking one out, while Nicholas Briggs screamed ‘white wee-wee‘ at the top of his voice.

The Dalekettes

We’re a bit slow with this one sorry about that. Anyway it would appear that some enterprising Australian cosplayers (if you don’t know what that is, look it up and prepare to be horrified) decided to dress up like Daleks.

Not unusal you say? A little ambitious? Mayhap, however look at how they did it.

The Dalekettes

Now we’ve got to admit that they’re some pretty classy Australian birds right there, whisks and plungers in hand. Still you’ve got to hand it to those girls for doing something that Russell T Davies and his cohorts would never ever do; redesign the Dalek.

Arf, arf, etc. ad nauseum…