Monthly Archive for January, 2010

Delusions Of Grandeur

As if any more evidence were needed that Russell T Davies is suffering from some form of mental illness that convinces him that he’s The World’s Best Writer this is it:

Writing isn’t just a job that stops at six-thirty… It’s a mad, sexy, sad, scary, obsessive, ruthless, joyful, and utterly, utterly personal thing. There’s not the writer and then me; there’s just me. All of my life connects to the writing. All of it.

First off Russell you’re British – unless living in Los Angeles has made you forget where you’re from – and we British don’t put commas before the and at the end of a list. Oh, and one more thing, enough with the adjectives, there are only so many we can process.

Still, looking at him I doubt he’s that bothered.

Russell T Davies

Really though what an atrocious piece of self aggrandization!

It was culled from The Writer’s Tale, where by the grace of Davies himself you can download copies of the Doctor Who scripts. We can see us having some fun with those.

The thing is, paragraphs like that are usually reserved for septuagenarian stage actors or authors on the South Bank Show. Not deluded Welsh homosexuals with messiah complexes.

If his writing was really that important to him, you’d think he’d actually have spent some time learning to do it properly, wouldn’t you?

Or is that just us?

Could Doctor Who Boldly Go?

So it appears that Russell T Davies was seriously considering a Doctor Who and Star Trek crossover for the 2009 Easter special.

Can you just imagine how shit it would have been? How could the two universes possibly have been reconciled using only Russell T Davies second rate writing skills?

It would mean the Daleks, Cybermen, Sea Devils, Sontarans and, let’s not forget, Time Lords all sharing the same universe as the Borg, Klingons, Ferrengi and Vulcans?

Doctor Who? Star Trek? Fight!

It is possible, just slightly, that it would make it would have made for a fairly interesting show but why stop at just Star Trek Russell?

Why don’t you look to get Aliens, Predators, ET and the creatures from Signs in on the act? Fuck it, let’s keep going! Get Jabba the Hutt, the Blues Brothers and James Bond involved!

As per usual, Russell – not being a sci-fi fan – doesn’t realise that it takes great skill to write for long running and respected franchises.

The BBC might have been happy to let him piss all over Doctor Who but we can’t see Paramount being that keen on letting him trample clumsily all over Star Trek with his usual bluster.

When sci-fi universes work well, they work well for a reason; coherence. Star Trek is one of the better examples, even the new film – which reset practically everything within Star Trek history – maintained canon with clever use of a time travel.

The only reason the Russell T Davies would ever have thought that a Star Trek and Doctor Who crossover would be great is because he has no series bible.

He has – or rather had – no idea from one day to the next where The Doctor was going or what he was going to do.

Ironically he quite literally had no clue where The Doctor’s future lay.

This is clear from the fact that he even considered this crossover. If he was a proper writer, the outline for his entire tenure would have been written within months of him signing on to the project.

A Weight Has Been Lifted

We’ve just finished watching The Doctor’s Daughter and having enjoyed it feel that the Doctor Who future is looking rather bright.

As episodes go it was stupid, the premise was flawed and it was altogether hokey but you know what else it was? It was fun.

There was plenty of running around in corridors and we didn’t particularly feel for anyone but it wasn’t mired in any kind of pathetic attempt at a story arc.

If Moffatt keeps his side of the bargain and follows this sort of blueprint then Doctor Who will once again be fantastic!