I wonder if the Sontarans are aware of this latest money making scheme by the Rutans?
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I’m quite surprised that they would choose to advertise this in a cab office in Nottingham, but there you go, shows what I know about advanced alien civilisations doesn’t it?
Although their ability to make jewellery must be some what inhibited by their lack of opposable thumbs and their general amorphous blob-like bodies.
I shall keep my eye on this, don’t want to end up like those light house keepers do I?
On closer inspection it would appear I’ve been a complete dumb-ass, they’re not jewellers at all! It’s all merely a cover for some shady pawnbroking operation. Tchoh! Just their sort of thing.
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I’ll name that font in one…
It is Arnold Boecklin.
And the sign actually says ‘Nutan’, as can be proven by clicking on this link.
Smart arse.
But I’m glad you’re here to prevent me from getting out my Osterhagen Key and decimating the planet.
I suppose I’d better apologise to the chap in the shop for calling him a murdering alien shitbag too.
Fix the html on the comments links to the right…. it looks all fucked up.
What happens if you gently rub anusol into your forehead?
I don’t know Liam, what? This had better not be rude?
How would I know? It just occured to me that it might help if someone were feeling slightly anal about something.
And the Nutan boys are not Jewellers – they are J.E.W.E.L.L.E.R.S – which is clearly a cleverly disguised anagram for Jewish Elephant Wranglers Earning Limitless Luca Eating Rabid Squirrels. Which they prefer to do on the QT. Obviously.